OOhh...DECK THE HALLS WITH BUSHELS OF CATNIP FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

I once bit a man in Reno just to watch him cry

Theez companeez iz poppin up awl ober teh playse!

Deh see meh walken Deh lovin.

I've been been napping on teh railroad all teh liblong day

Parody is the last resort of an impoverished mind, ya know.