DON'T YOU WISH YER EAR FINGZ WERE PINK LIKE ME?

Mai milkshake brought all teh toms to teh yard, but I drank it... shoulda got a large...

Are you there Ceiling Cat? It's me, Jingles.

When the dog stealz yr chzburgr You must whip it

Faster dan a race goggie. Mor powrful dan dat tomcat down teh street. Able to leep tall weeds in a singul bownd. It's SUPER CAT!