Sumtymez I relax by teh windo, take in teh bran nu day and be at wun wif naychur. Uthr tiems I giv menacing luks tu passrs by.
itz bettur dan a eeting disordur tho!
Hey bob, there are other trees u know
ai heer teh seenery iz bettur ober der.
One of these is an evil creature bent on world domination, the other's a dalek.
aifinkso datz wai dey get alawn so well!
Dis vegamable is full ob oder vegamables...
Other cats get the sun and the beach. Me, I get Muckluck of the mountains. Life sucksand then you freeze.
Oh, Hai, We aren't finished in here yet. Could you shut the door please? From the other side, KTHANXBAI!
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