Sumtymez I relax by teh windo, take in teh bran nu day and be at wun wif naychur. Uthr tiems I giv menacing luks tu passrs by.

itz bettur dan a eeting disordur tho!

Hey bob, there are other trees u know

ai heer teh seenery iz bettur ober der.

One of these is an evil creature bent on world domination, the other's a dalek.

aifinkso datz wai dey get alawn so well!

Dis vegamable is full ob oder vegamables...

Other cats get the sun and the beach. Me, I get Muckluck of the mountains. Life sucksand then you freeze.

Oh, Hai, We aren't finished in here yet. Could you shut the door please? From the other side, KTHANXBAI!