Sumtymez I relax by teh windo, take in teh bran nu day and be at wun wif naychur. Uthr tiems I giv menacing luks tu passrs by.
itz bettur dan a eeting disordur tho!
Hey bob, there are other trees u know
ai heer teh seenery iz bettur ober der.
One of these is an evil creature bent on world domination, the other's a dalek.
aifinkso datz wai dey get alawn so well!
Dis vegamable is full ob oder vegamables...
Other cats get the sun and the beach. Me, I get Muckluck of the mountains. Life sucksand then you freeze.
Oh, Hai, We aren't finished in here yet. Could you shut the door please? From the other side, KTHANXBAI!
Mai other car is a Mercedes.