There's no more Oprah. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment. You are NOT watching reruns.

The best hotels provide a little something more than just slippers and a robe...

One more Jabba reference and I will lay on your face while you sleep.

Poor little Tiger. He never tans, he only gets more freckles.

Kitteh krowd surfer needs mor krowd

Faster dan a race goggie. Mor powrful dan dat tomcat down teh street. Able to leep tall weeds in a singul bownd. It's SUPER CAT!