Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Gif your butt (!) over to Animal Gifs for MOAR cyoot and funneh on loop!

Call the vet. It's been more than four hours.

Thats it.. Keep going.

You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!

JUST A COUPLE MORE MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE GOOD AS NEW

I have to stand on my tail. It moves around more than I do.