You never notice my new outfits. This one with the feather fan cost me three mice and a vole. You could at least look at it.

It's not just kittehs that love captions! ALL THE ANIMALS DO! Check out Animal Capshunz for MOAR!

I now pronounce you man and wife

I appreciate when my husband does the laundry, but WHEN will he learn to fold the cats properly?

Mebbe us shud lewk intew teh newer kitteh modelz.

MARRIAGE: AFTER 10 YEARS ALL MYSTERY IS GONE.