you purromise to have and to hold me to love, cuddle and feed me, through sickness and through health and you purromise to keep me forevermore? I NOW PURRNOUNCE YOU MY HUMAN
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar, and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had. His wife just ignores him, her rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.