The stuff he gave her didn't come from your udders.
aifinkso itz jus eezier dis way.
WORST. PARACHUTE. EVER.
bai wurstest, doez u akshully meen bestest?
IM STARTIN 2 REGRET DIS TRIP 2 NEW-BRUNSWICK...
nawt teh nawt secund regret in mai lief, tbh.
George would have been the Father of his Country But then his hooman took him to the vet
aifinkso itz bowt tiem we hadz a kitteh prezident!
drunk sqirl cant tree
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