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Via: Lolcreatures
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Listen, I could really use some help here, and I don't have time to offer you a lengthy explanation given my current state of being, but to synopsize for you, let's just say it involved a dare with the other ladies, three cans of fava beans and a hot-wired forklift. That's all you're gonna get out of me about it until you get me down, okay?

Via: Catasters
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Yes, I am a member of the Knights Who Say Squee, and I demand a shrubbery! And failing that, I would like very much for you not to cut down the tallest tree in the forest with a herring, and rather just bring the herring to me, because I'm quite fond of that particular form of seafood. Capisce?

Via: The Animal Blog
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... do as the Frenchies do (that is to say, be tiny and pointy-eared and totally adorable)!