You tell people you have a short fuse. I agree. I've seen you naked.

Mama, are dese mai brains?? Not yet,

Give it up, Herman. It ain't happenin' tonight.

Nosy cat wonders what all those strange noises coming from the bedroom ar-DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW LEGS COULD BEND LIKE THAT!

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The best hotels provide a little something more than just slippers and a robe...

NOT WIF OUT BIRFCONTROL YOU DONT.....