U reely IZ a kwik picker upper! I cant bleev we'z inna bedrum awlreddy. Dunt u finks we'z moovin a liddle TOO kwik?
Dis iz taking longur than I thought. I shud hav brought dat new issue ov Cat Fancy
Call the vet. It's been more than four hours.
Kitteh Sutra we haz it
Ladee, it's a nice too-too, but shuld yur ta-ta be showing?
You had me at, "Taste my nuts?"
Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.
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