YOU MUST HAVE BEEN BORN IN PEARL HARBOR CAUSE BABY YOU DA BOMB

EXCUSE ME BUT I'M LOOKING FOR WEAPONS OF ASS DESTRUCTION

BABY I'LL MAKE YOU SEE STARS AND STRIPES

ARE YOU FROM TENNESSEE? BECAUSE AMERICA

Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!

Oops, sorry It sounded like you were hurting her.

Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

When I said I wanted domination, this isn't what I meant.

teh wurld! I ment teh wurld!!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

This is exactly what it looks like

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

IF THE NUTS DON'T FALL GO AFTER THEM

datz sum gud advise rite der!

Talk to your kids about protection

B sayf, kidz!