No, no, no need to throw it back! I'll take it!

fresh fudz iz teh bestest fudz!

In my bowl, James. In my bowl.

an datz an ordur!

Hand over the bottle or I'll let my outside friends in for a little visit.

u gotz teh milk, an ai wantz it.

BE HAPPY

plz 2 smile fer meh?

well that got rid of my hiccups

ur welcumz!

TENDERIZING

nawt az gud az bartenderizing, tho.

Iz no longer afraid of gittin mah shots, Mom!!

speshully wen dey r whiskee shotz!