Desperate for a snack, Max attempts to drag his can opener to the kitchen.

kittehs do crayzee fingz wen dey get desperit.

The stuff he gave her didn't come from your udders.

aifinkso itz jus eezier dis way.

angry hoomin detected initiating irresistible innocent look...

wai doez u luk so suspishus, hoomin?

Holy Crap! You... ...only have TWO nipples?!?!

furthur proof dat kitteh momz r teh bestest momz.

If you loves sumthin, set it free.... If if doan't come back, Hunt it down and smother it.

kittehz alwayz tayks mai breffz away.

Hey-Hey-HEY!!! Adjust the grip- ADJUST THE GRIP!!!

plz 2 yooz less trakshun!

WORST. PARACHUTE. EVER.

bai wurstest, doez u akshully meen bestest?