Nosy cat wonders what all those strange noises coming from the bedroom ar-DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW LEGS COULD BEND LIKE THAT!
Oh. My. Gawd. I've turned into mah mother.
On second thought, definitely the one-piece!
I SEE IT!
Five bucks says she plays "Waltzing Matilda" on the spoons again. Dear god no.