Clik heer 2 add a funneh capshun!

first time heer justin bieber song

itz a fayt werse dan death, aifinkso.

You recycled ALL my boxes?

U recorded over my Dancing w/ the Stars! What the hell is wrong with you human!

Nosy cat wonders what all those strange noises coming from the bedroom ar-DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW LEGS COULD BEND LIKE THAT!

Oh. My. Gawd. I've turned into mah mother.

I think I found Jimmy Hoffa!