I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.
Yup. Yup. I aint cumplainin. Started out wif nuthin. Still got most of it.
What are you talking about, Jerry? We don't even have a cat.
I CAN'T GET MARRIED TODAY. I STILL HAVE 8 LIVES TO LIVE.
Its not like baby teef You dont have a second set
Should I have scrambled eggs now or wait until the main course comes back?
I have to stand on my tail. It moves around more than I do.
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