I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it.

Yup. Yup. I aint cumplainin. Started out wif nuthin. Still got most of it.

What are you talking about, Jerry? We don't even have a cat.

I CAN'T GET MARRIED TODAY. I STILL HAVE 8 LIVES TO LIVE.

Its not like baby teef You dont have a second set

Should I have scrambled eggs now or wait until the main course comes back?

I have to stand on my tail. It moves around more than I do.