I have all of the answers to all of the secrets in life. Unfortunately for you, all you can hear when I speak is "Meow"
HURRY!!! WE ONLY HAVE A FEW SECONDS LEFT!!!1!!!111!
this is why I don't let you have nice things
Oh squirrel you taunt me so. But I will have you. One day.
Haz u herd da Good Word bout Ceiling Cat, Brutha?
YOU MIGHT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM
I makes origamis for you. Will have the beautifuls. Trust me.
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