YOU DO KNOW THAT HANGING GOOD LUCK DICE ON A BAD LUCK CAT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO DIVIDE BY ZERO, RIGHT?
A good weave ain't cheap. A cheap weave ain't good.
Good news! Your car isn't too crappy to steal!
I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.
Ders nuttin lyke fallin asleep wit a gud book
Good Idea: Sticking your head out of the car window to enjoy the breeze and the scenery. Bad Idea: Not making sure the slobbering dog in the car ahead of you isn't doing the same.
I'm the GOOD cop. You DON'T wanna meet my partner!!
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