It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.
but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.
sea otter impreshun... ...pretty gud ackshully
He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.
Gud tawk. We shud dew dis agen sumtyme.
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It's not looking good. You has four gigglebytes and dey's all laffing.
Haz u herd da Good Word bout Ceiling Cat, Brutha?
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