It's a good thing your title is Owner. Quite frankly, you suck at the butler thing.

but at leest dis meenz ai can fraym u nao.

sea otter impreshun... ...pretty gud ackshully

He duzznt sai much, but heez ah gud lissiner.

Gud tawk. We shud dew dis agen sumtyme.

Oreo Cookie Impreshun Pretty Gud Aktually

It's not looking good. You has four gigglebytes and dey's all laffing.

Haz u herd da Good Word bout Ceiling Cat, Brutha?