What's a loving goldfish owner to do when one of your fish has difficulty keeping afloat? Why build him a little life-preserver so he can keep on swimming, of course!

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I accept your offering!

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Dese weren't eeben alive at sum point!

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If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.

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Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!

I'll take a mai tai and instead of the little umbrella, could you just plop some goldfish in there? Thanks!