If it pleases the Court, I will be defending myself in Goldfish v. Black Cat.
With that, awl rise, foar the honerubble Judj Whiskers!
Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
I'll take a mai tai and instead of the little umbrella, could you just plop some goldfish in there? Thanks!