Hey bob, there are other trees u know

ai heer teh seenery iz bettur ober der.

I JUST ATE A TINY CHEERLEADER

it taystid liek teen spirit.

Parody is the last resort of an impoverished mind, ya know.

Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'

Ceeling cat? No. I'z elektrishan cat, an this gunna cost yu.

I'm going to sleep directly on your face tonight