Good news! Your car isn't too crappy to steal!
Spider, spider, on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Don't you know that wall's being plastered. Get off the wall you silly... spider.
I know it's a weird time and all, but you're hair smells really good.
If teh nayburs wantz to tawk abowt paternaty tests, I'z nawt heer.
Mom! I made poop!
Did you ever wonder if you rubbed a cat on your head, would it stick on the wall like a balloon. Yep, it works.
I wish you'd stop whacking me. I'm not a mole, moron.
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