Hello Human... your pretty friend there doesn't look like your wife...just sayin'
Ceeling cat? No. I'z elektrishan cat, an this gunna cost yu.
I'm going to sleep directly on your face tonight
Good news! Your car isn't too crappy to steal!
I know Grandma spent a lot of time knitting this outfit... but I gotta appointment with a mud puddle in 15 minutes...
Dogs don't care where they sleep Cats don't care where dogs sleep either
Spider, spider, on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Don't you know that wall's being plastered. Get off the wall you silly... spider.