I wantz to ryde my bicycle, I wantz to ryde my bike!

Oh, YES! Now we're talking!

Ai iz de nite who sez Nii. Bring mei a cheezburger.

Don't show your azz to me, pal! I had nothin' to do with your demise. However, I WILL gladly assist with your disposal!

yesh, yesh... a bendy straw well dun, minyun

Piñata for cats

I GUESS IT'S OK, BUT I BET IT'LL TASTE BETTER WHEN IT'S ON THE FLOOR