U kan hab teh railroadz. Ai getz moshun sikness. Gimme teh utilities cuz ai likes teh warmz.
Do you think the witch will miss her broom? I don't know but I want to see her face when she sees what we left in her cauldron.
how bout now? do u see me now?
i swallowed a bug and i liked it
I even opened the cabinet for you.
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