I will hug you, squeeze you, And shred you to tiny bits and pieces.
Ai'll feed yoo and make shure you has a warm and comfotable an then ai will slaughter yoo.
Sloths prefer to give full-body hugs over shaking hands (they're as affectionate as they are slow). And that's just another reason out of dozens for why they are so squee!
TRYING TO CUDDLE A WET CAT IS A BAD IDEA.