Ain't it a byoot? Ya jus dont see paws like dis ebery day Ai call dis wun Slasher. De leff wun is called Pete. Ai don know why.

"Sheathe thy weapon, Hoomin... or I shall be forced to unsheathe ten of mine."

Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.

No no no chainmail onlee proteks you frum meh claws if YOU wear it. Stoopy hoomin.