AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUU
We miss u, Whitney!
She made two critical mistakes: 1. She bought me cheap store brand cat food 2. She forgot to log out of her facebook account
hab fun nawt habin anee frenz!
Dandy on my father's side... Lion on my mother's.
an ai gotz teh grumpees frum boaf parintz!
Used ta bee ALLIGAYTORS comin up frum draynes. Dis iz BIG IMPROOVMINT .
u can say dat agin!
im scuurd guys
plz 2 protektz meh?
Firefox 8 Still in it's infancy.
ai hoap ai can stil open multiplol tabz!
O kai. Ai stopt. Ai smeltid em. Now wuts?
iz dis teh part wer ai eetz dem?
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