If yu had tiem for dis yu had tiem tu take mi inside
he haz a poynt, u noez.
Nooooooo!!! Too close 2 Ceiling!!! It burns!!!
nawt teh ceelin! anyfing but teh ceelin!
She's got legs... she knows how to use 'em....
u yoozes dem fer cyoot stretchin, ob corse!
We're in love We don't need your approval to be happy
lookin liek ur lubber iz a lil weerd...
ummm i r king kong?
but u doan luk liek a munkee...
IM WATCHIN U SLEEP
at leest itz meh watchin an nawt mai shadow...
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS YOU'LL HAS THAT CHEEZBURGER
Duz ai has 2 wayt until Septembur 18?
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