For the enjoyment of our first class passengers, the flight attendants are handing out complementary travel size rolls of toilet paper.
For the enjoyment of our first class passengers, the flight attendants are handing out complementary travel size rolls of toilet paper.
Unfortunately some birdies got sucked into the jet engines. Flight attendants will be coming around with complimentary appetizers.
Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like we're going to be delayed for another 3 hours. The captain has decided to take a spontaneous nap on the runway.
We are currently cruising at 35,000 feet Would all dogs proceed to the nearest exit. Thank you.
Under our new seating policies, first class passengers will be entitled to boxes lined with fleece blankies.
Good Morning Passengers At this time we offer early boarding for Business Cat Class
Please help yourself to our complimentary snack sized bags of kibbles. Our galley kitchen is not equipped to store carry-on fresh prey.