THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES

Can't be bothered doin Mythbusters taday.

You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!

They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.

Fifty Bucks and All This is Yours!

87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME A SHEEP