THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES
Can't be bothered doin Mythbusters taday.
You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!
They told me I cud be anything... so I became a horsie.
Fifty Bucks and All This is Yours!
87% of all nip users started wiff coffee - don't let ur kitteh be next
Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.