Two minutes is too long

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Two minutes is too long
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"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.

Be alert

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Be alert
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Be alert for clues you might be suffering from oxygen deprivation or excessive internet use

Oh hai.

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Oh hai.
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Oh hai. I'll b rite out. Lemme put on my legs.