Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.
"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.
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New furniture? Sharp claws?! JESUS BE PRAISED!
Sorry, I won't be responding to any emails today...something crashed on my computer.
Oh hai. I'll b rite out. Lemme put on my legs.
I can be a snake Nao play yor flute
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