Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.
"Hold my balloon," he said. "I'll be back soon," he said. Well it's been two minutes already and I'm bored.
Be alert for clues you might be suffering from oxygen deprivation or excessive internet use
New furniture? Sharp claws?! JESUS BE PRAISED!
Sorry, I won't be responding to any emails today...something crashed on my computer.
Oh hai. I'll b rite out. Lemme put on my legs.
I can be a snake Nao play yor flute
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