plz 2 smile fer meh?
I iz hiden frum da Munday bee bak on toosdai
okaiz. We can be fwiendz... if yu dont twwy anythin stoopid.
At least this year I get to be something scary!
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING SO I BECAME MR. SPRINKLES
Can't be bothered doin Mythbusters taday.
You gotta be more assertive! When I refused to move, I never expected you to just accept it and iron your stuff on the floor!