TEH FIRST PUSHUP IZ ALWAYS TEH HARDEST
i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.
Always take enough gas for the motor or your ass is going to be in trouble.
Compass Kitteh! Da tail alwayz points North!
I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.
He may be sleeping but he is always listening.
It's weird, they always seem to know when I've been in the dumpster !