TEH FIRST PUSHUP IZ ALWAYS TEH HARDEST

i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.

Always take enough gas for the motor or your ass is going to be in trouble.

Compass Kitteh! Da tail alwayz points North!

I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.

It's weird, they always seem to know when I've been in the dumpster !

I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.