TEH FIRST PUSHUP IZ ALWAYS TEH HARDEST
i don't always pounce on your head but when i do it's when you're watching a scary movie in the dark.
Always take enough gas for the motor or your ass is going to be in trouble.
Compass Kitteh! Da tail alwayz points North!
I DON'T ALWASYS DRINK DOS EQUIS, BUT WHEN I DO, I GET SUED BY ITS AD AGENCY.
It's weird, they always seem to know when I've been in the dumpster !
I don't always raid your wine cabinet. But when I do, I make sure to leave you the cheap stuff.
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