She always takes To-To on the fun adventures......
she onlee eber callz meh wen fingz get daynjerus!
Cats always land on their feet. Unless they're aiming for your head.
kittehs neber miss. doan ferget dat.
Zen always feels better than it looks
nokitteh eber sed dat enlitenmint wuz byootiful.
I don't always want food ....Wait... Yes I do
datz bery intrestin, kitteh.
SCREAMING AT INANIMATE OBJECTS ALWAYS MAKES THEM WORK BETTER
CAT PLACEMENT Always maximize the amount of space you take away from the humans
I always line dry mine so he smells like sunshine