After the incident with the dead rat in the Gucci bag, Susan was understandably suspicious of her "birthday present".

I in your shower... Stealin all your waterz.

Miss Fancy Feast 2002. Used to eat from crystal dishes. Now eats from garbage cans. NIP not even once

MARRIAGE: AFTER 10 YEARS ALL MYSTERY IS GONE.

After rejecting the humans as a viable source of knowledge, the aliens decided to opt for a much more intelligent life form...

After this, Tim STILL didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

I wunder why...aftr she putz on her Lipstikz... dat she kissez da Toylet Paperz goodbye???