After the incident with the dead rat in the Gucci bag, Susan was understandably suspicious of her "birthday present".
I in your shower... Stealin all your waterz.
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After this, Tim STILL didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
I wunder why...aftr she putz on her Lipstikz... dat she kissez da Toylet Paperz goodbye???
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