Ah, quit your screaming. I washed my paws in the toilet bowl after I used the litterbox.

An hour after his guests left, an embarrassed Carl discovered he'd had a piece of lettuce in his teeth since dinner.

Shortly after this picture was published on TMZ.com, Basement Cat withdrew his nomnomnomination to the U.S. Senate.

At first, ai wuz liek An den teh nip hit!!!!

Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.

after pooping in da garden clean claws

Business cat enjoys Happy Hour after hard day chasing the laser pointer