What about now? Now are you awake?
Mordor is about to have a can of whoop-ass opened up on it!
What are you talking about, Jerry? We don't even have a cat.
Tha onli thing I kno bout tha speed of light is it gits here way too early in tha morning.
If you don't talk to your cat about rugs who will?
FBI Puppeh Doesn't know what you're talking about
I knew about I Can Has Cheezburger Before it was even I Can Has Ground Beef