Can you look at this picture. . . . . .without thinking about booping ?

nawt rly, noez.

I'm telling all my friends about how I caught this bear after a huge fight.

What about now? Now are you awake?

Mordor is about to have a can of whoop-ass opened up on it!

What are you talking about, Jerry? We don't even have a cat.

Tha onli thing I kno bout tha speed of light is it gits here way too early in tha morning.

If you don't talk to your cat about rugs who will?