Good idea chameleon, let's all sit back, relax, and have a squeeful Sunday.
You gotta start training them early!
Oh lazybones, all you do is eat and sleep.
That's a lovely patch of sunlight to catch a nap in.
"Hey Moooooom! I think I found a honey tree! Can I climb it?"
An edible Christmas tree? What a great idea for a holiday gift for a tortoise!