Oh lazybones, all you do is eat and sleep.
These merry squeesters are just waiting for you to go back inside so they can knock over your trash and help themselves. I can't help but forgive them, they're so precious!
Get back in the snow, mongoose, someone might see you!
This is a Raccoon house you built, right? RIGHT? ...Bird house you say? Um, I guess I could be a bird.