I mean, sure, that's a great story and whatever, and the rhyme scheme is pretty fabulous as well... but COME ON! There's no way that vulpine character is even half as chic as me! I rock socks like Beyoncé rocks heels! ... and also my feet get cold at night sometimes and so they are nice because they help me keep warm. But also they are stylish just like me and that's really why I wear them!
That Elvis Costello song? Yeah, it was totally written about me! Well, at least the first draft was... he was actually going to title the piece "Pug it Up," but his producers made him change it at the last minute for reasons still withheld from me. And for that I am incredibly bitter. But still fabulous, so I guess it's okay.