I have an idea for a new business. Take the squeest sheep, with the floofiest fleece, and use it to make Squeeters! The perfect piece of fashion to keep you warm and cute this winter.
- Sally Squeeps
That Elvis Costello song? Yeah, it was totally written about me! Well, at least the first draft was... he was actually going to title the piece "Pug it Up," but his producers made him change it at the last minute for reasons still withheld from me. And for that I am incredibly bitter. But still fabulous, so I guess it's okay.