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acting like animals cat couch cushions excuse Hall of Fame indignant stuck warm - 5766138880
Via: Nathan Black
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Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way? You're indignant about the fact that I'm keeping you from splaying out on the couch to watch "The Notebook" on your laptop while crying and eating Ben and Jerry's? Well, you're the one who refuses to turn on the heater even on the coldest days of the year, so I'd say the indignance is mutual.

acting like animals asleep bulldog composing excuse explanation keyboard lazy sleeping virtuoso work working - 5689852160
Via: Sharkosaur
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Mrrr, what? Oh, um, no, I wasn't sleeping! No, I was just... I was just trying to find a sense of "oneness" with this keyboard, because that's always what I do whenever I begin work on a new composition! Genius CAN come overnight, you know... it just usually involves a bit of sleeping and dreaming.

acting like animals baby ball elephant excuse explanation heavy medicine ball pushing sissy sisyphus weight - 5734717696
Via: Jason Ralston
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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!