Acting Like Animals: Sissy Sisyphian Elephant

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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!

Acting Like Animals: Virtuosity At Work

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Mrrr, what? Oh, um, no, I wasn't sleeping! No, I was just... I was just trying to find a sense of "oneness" with this keyboard, because that's always what I do whenever I begin work on a new composition! Genius CAN come overnight, you know... it just usually involves a bit of sleeping and dreaming.

100% guaranteed to make sure you are not productive!

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Pendergast keeps me and my office mate company while we try to finish our thesis projects...but we end up feeding him more than often than not!