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By A. Love
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Pendergast keeps me and my office mate company while we try to finish our thesis projects...but we end up feeding him more than often than not!

Via: Jason Ralston
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Hey now, who are you calling a sissy!? I'll have you know that this is in fact a medicine ball, and my struggle to push it up this hill stems not from a crippling lack of coordination on my part but rather from the fact that it weighs roughly twice what I do! Strong-man elephant is more like it, thankyouverymuch!

Via: Nathan Black
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Oh, I'm sorry, am I in your way? You're indignant about the fact that I'm keeping you from splaying out on the couch to watch "The Notebook" on your laptop while crying and eating Ben and Jerry's? Well, you're the one who refuses to turn on the heater even on the coldest days of the year, so I'd say the indignance is mutual.