I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!
... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?
No, no, silly human! You keep telling me that I'm a bunny, but you are a sadly mistaken! I'm a frog in all actuality, and I have no idea what keeps making you think otherwise! Now if you'll just accept that fact and help me locate the lily pad I was just sitting on, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, ribbit.