No, no, silly human! You keep telling me that I'm a bunny, but you are a sadly mistaken! I'm a frog in all actuality, and I have no idea what keeps making you think otherwise! Now if you'll just accept that fact and help me locate the lily pad I was just sitting on, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, ribbit.
No, seriously, what's the point of this? This hat is uncomfortable and doesn't really fit on my head very well... and all of these people are here drinking punch and eating chocolate cake and making me really jealous because I can't eat chocolate and I thought people knew that? This whole situation is just baffling my corgi brain right now, and I do not like it one tiny little itty bitty bit.