I know you're a long way from home and look very confused right now, but don't worry widdle walrus! It's going to be alright.
It's strange though... Oliver told me that mice were really fast and crafty and difficult to catch, but this one was easy to nab and it didn't even move at all! Did I do something wrong, or is he just a terrible mouser?
Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...
No, no, silly human! You keep telling me that I'm a bunny, but you are a sadly mistaken! I'm a frog in all actuality, and I have no idea what keeps making you think otherwise! Now if you'll just accept that fact and help me locate the lily pad I was just sitting on, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, ribbit.
And here we see a kangaroo struggling through all the stages of "is this thing fun or not?" disorder. What a terrible, terribly entertaining sight it is.
Kayla D says: "This is my Pomeranian Cosmo playing in snow for the first time. He had a blast!"
It's snowing here in Seattle right now, and I feel like most Seattleites are reacting to the weather exactly like Cosmo is... only their reactions are not even remotely as cute as his!
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