It's strange though... Oliver told me that mice were really fast and crafty and difficult to catch, but this one was easy to nab and it didn't even move at all! Did I do something wrong, or is he just a terrible mouser?
Hello, my name is Mr. Nibbles, and I have absolutely no idea what I am doing. Anyone care to tell me how to get off this tortoise? And for that matter, would someone also enlighten me as to how one goes about cracking the shells off nuts? I'm terribly, terribly confused right now...
No, no, silly human! You keep telling me that I'm a bunny, but you are a sadly mistaken! I'm a frog in all actuality, and I have no idea what keeps making you think otherwise! Now if you'll just accept that fact and help me locate the lily pad I was just sitting on, I'd greatly appreciate it. Also, ribbit.
Kayla D says: "This is my Pomeranian Cosmo playing in snow for the first time. He had a blast!"
It's snowing here in Seattle right now, and I feel like most Seattleites are reacting to the weather exactly like Cosmo is... only their reactions are not even remotely as cute as his!
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I've been a carpenter penguin for 15 years, and I've never seen blueprints as illegible and confusing as these!
... WAIT. You let Gary draw up the blueprints? Gary didn't even make it out of the fifth grade! How are we ever going to finish this project if you're letting a penguin who can't tell the difference between his right and left flippers spearhead the design process!?
No, seriously, what's the point of this? This hat is uncomfortable and doesn't really fit on my head very well... and all of these people are here drinking punch and eating chocolate cake and making me really jealous because I can't eat chocolate and I thought people knew that? This whole situation is just baffling my corgi brain right now, and I do not like it one tiny little itty bitty bit.